High School Boxer Claims 2-5 Record as Peak Achievement
Marcus Thorne celebrates his high school boxing record of 2 wins and 5 losses as his greatest athletic achievement in this sports delusion satire.
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Man Who Could Compete At ADCC Doesn't Want To Because Poland Is 'The End Of The World'
Nicholas Meregali could compete at ADCC 2026 in Krakow. He has permission. He just doesn't want to. Because Poland is 'the end of the world' and Krakow is 'not even a capital city.'
CJI 3 Hails Dillon Danis As One Of 'The Greatest Grapplers In The World'
CJI 3 announced Jones vs Danis as the marquee bout between 'the greatest grapplers in the world.' Danis's last competitive grappling match was approxi...
Pedro Sauer Awards Max Holloway BJJ Black Belt For Outstanding Achievement In Getting Held Down
Max Holloway received his BJJ black belt from Pedro Sauer days after Charles Oliveira spent three rounds demonstrating superior ground control on him ...
UFC Contender Submitted In 47 Seconds Clarifies He Was 'Working On His Bottom Game'
Darian 'The Ghost' Kovacs says the loss to Renato Lima was actually part of a long-term developmental plan he had not previously mentioned.